While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher whose hand was caught in a squeeze gate while working his cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama, and his role as our President.
The old rancher said, "Well, I think Obama is a post turtle." Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him, what a post turtle was. The old rancher replied, “When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top of it, that is a post turtle.
The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued. "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he's elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumb-ass would put him up there to begin with."